Part 2
Zhuang Yan didn’t want to go back on his word or anything like that at all, he was mainly treating the deal he had just made with Qin Ruoshui as a dream. But it was indeed a very nice dream.
With his lack of imagination, he could not associate the mermaid with Mr. Qin. To be fair, who would think they were the same person.
Zhuang Yan quickly convinced himself to accept the matter. In front of life, other things were not worth mentioning.
At least he had saved his life and he promised him to return him to the shore in the future. This was his life saving fish!
What was wrong with sleeping together?
What was wrong!
……..
Qin Ruoshui would have two courtship tides a day, each of which would last for two to three hours. Normally, when he went through the courtship period, these few hours were very difficult for him. He had to use great self-control to keep himself from pouncing at a random person and he often made a mess out of the palace.
But it was different now.
The only annoying thing was that this human talked to much. Qin Ruoshui recalled in detail, that he had already drawn at least twenty-three circles on the back of the human’s hand.
Now the human sat boldly on his bed of jade, without any cover at all. Qin Ruoshui didn’t know what to do for a moment.
Qin Ruoshui’s tail waved gently in the seawater, drawing a series of ripples, the bubbles were rising from the tip of his tail and rushed with the current to the chest of Zhuang Yan and immediately disappeared. Zhuang Yan was unfazed by this and was still telling the kind-hearted mermaid the story of the Little Mermaid.
The next wave of Qin Ruoshui’s courtship period had yet to arrive, but he didn’t mind familiarizing himself with the operation in advance.
So this time it was done with Zhuang Yan fully awake.
Surprisingly he, as a proud male, who firmly believed that he was a 1, was unexpectedly receptive to this.
Only it was -, wasn’t this a little too long.
Unable to support himself, Zhuang Yan stretched out his hand and gropingly patted his opponent’s shoulder, his tone revealing a sense of exhaustion,
“Brother, aren’t we done yet, ah. Too much is bad for the kidneys.”
It was as if the other party hadn’t heard it.
Qin Ruoshui didn’t stop until the next wave of courtship ended, lasting nearly five hours. Zhuang Yan’s newborn body actually held up completely and he had been able to stay awake and he was still able to continue the story, he hadn’t finished telling.
The only thing was that Zhuang Yan’s brain was jolted and his mind was a little unclear, which made him forget where he ended before. Just as Qin Ruoshui was about to let out a sigh of relief, he heard Zhuang Yan say: “Then let me tell you a new bedtime story.”
Qin Ruoshui: “……..”
He didn’t want to hear it, but Zhuang Yan completely ignored his action of already drawing three crosses on the back of his hand.
Zhuang Yan also shamelessly said: “If you don’t say anything, I’ll take it as you want to hear this story”. Qin Ruoshui didn’t say anything and just as Zhuang Yan wanted to start his story once again, a large cross was drawn on the back of his hand.
And once again, Zhuang Yan ignored Qin Ruoshui and the cross drawn and spoke to himself: “Long, long ago, there was a mermaid kingdom in this sea. The mermaid king had six lovely daughters who lived happily under the sea, and each mermaid princess reached their sixteenth birthday! So it was time to go to the surface and take a look at the other side of the land…”
The human told the nice fairy tale completely upside down. When he finally complete the story, the development of the fairy tale was not quite what Qin Ruoshui imagined.
The prince did not confess his love the wrong person and the little mermaid married the prince as she wished.
The human was still telling him very seriously, “On the night of the prince’s marriage to the Little Mermaid, the sea suddenly came awake and from the bottom of the sea came the sea king, arrested the Little Mermaid and sentenced her to life imprisonment. And do you know why?”
Zhuang Yan didn’t need a response from the mermaids either, so he went on, “Because mermaids and humans are separated species, they can’t be together.”
Qin Ruoshui: “……..”
He really wanted to pry open this human’s brain and see what was in it.
Zhuang Yan finished his story and waited for the mermaid’s reaction, but the other person didn’t even wag his tail.
Zhuang Yan: “……..”
He felt like a fool.
But Zhuang Yan didn’t give up, and concluded that the reason for the fish’s unresponsiveness was probably because he only wanted to sleep with himself, not marry himself.
So Zhuang Yan changed the version and the gender of the Little Mermaid, and told Qin Ruoshui the story in a voice full of sincere emotion. A sobering love story that ended in tragedy. “The Little Mermaid eventually had to be separated from the prince and was brought back to the ocean by the sea king. Back at the sea he began to make love to the other mermaids, but even if he got together with them, he was soon dumped by them again.”
“Do you know why the Little Mermaid was dumped?”
Because the little mermaid already had a prince in his heart, Qin Ruoshui replied in his heart.
As a result, Zhuang Yan said in a serious manner, “Because the Little Mermaid’s kidneys were not good and he was too self-indulgent when he was young and messed around with humans, so now the other mermaids don’t like him.”
Qin Ruoshui: “……..”
He would love to know what this human brain was made of!
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